Our sweet lil' angel Makynlee has now entered the magical period of PURPLE crying! Oh, whats this PURPLE crying pray-tell? Well, PURPLE crying is when an infant (starts as early as week two) cries til he/she turns purple. and does it all day. and there's nothing you can do to soothe her/him (except shaking violently, but that's frowned upon) and goes on for months and months ( I'd like to go off on a slight tangent here for a second: ok, so you can argue naivete or lack of experience or stupidity for concieving a first child, but after going thru the shit (literally) of parenthood, people still have seconds (and thirds) like all the time, and time may prove me a hyprocrite, but... huh? I don't get it). Oh, PURPLE's an acronim:
P- Perfect, yer crying
U- Ugh, yer still crying?
R- Really? yer crying? You? Crying? Really???
P- Please stop crying, ok?
L- Liquor
E- Exactly, baby, Whah! Whah! Whaaaah!! Yer so right! Ha ha ha, but honestly, shut the fuck up
Wow, science!
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